The title says it all.  In fact, anyone associated with making this piece of dog shit should probably die as well.  I don't even know where to start because this movie is a mess the entire way through.  Finally we have proof that you need more than cheesy nudity to make a horror film!


The Suicide Girls are a group of nude internet models.  Their claim to fame is that they are a group of pierced, tattooed, goth models.  In a very "Ramones-esque" move, they have all taken the last name "Suicide" for the purposes of their public personas.  This movie claims to be the first reality based horror film.  


The girls are on their way to a wooded area to do a photo shoot.  They stay in a remote location and have no ability to contact others as their cell phones have been taken.  


What it really is?  About 50% nudity and 100% horrible.  Some of the girls are very pretty but the movie is so bad that you really don't notice.  Much of the movie is nothing but the Suicide Girls stripping down for photo shoots.  Had they only done the photo shoots and not thrown in the horror story, it may have worked.


Basically the girls begin disappearing one by one.  The girls are becoming more and more fearful and begin to suspect foul play.  One interesting point is that you never see an attack.  There is no "horror" in this movie.  There is also no gore and no reason to subject yourself to this film for the entire running time.  The funny thing is, that my first sentence in this paragraph is the whole story.  Nothing ever happens except photo shoots and occasionally one more girl goes missing.  Couple that with the worst ending since April Fool's Day, and you may have the worst movie of 2010. 


The acting is terrible.  There is no convincing emotion and the dialogue is awful.  Jersey Shore absolutely sucks and is probably a better script than this film.  The script in this film basically reduces the girls to a bunch of obnoxious tramps.  I am certain that these girls should have been above this project.  


In short, I can find nothing redeeming here.  It is sort of a shame given the fact that they had a great setup to work with.  Anytime you have a bunch of decent looking girls, stranded in a remote location, along with a ton of nudity, there should be a workable formula there somewhere.   


I am sure that there are more Suicide Girl movies to come.  I am also just as sure that there is a happy audience for anything that they do somewhere.  If you decide to waste your time on this one, you can't say that you haven't been warned.  This film has a 3.3 rating on IMDB, which is probably about 2.3 points too high.  If you are only invested in it for the girls, you may like it.  But, if you want a story as well, skip it.  


I give it 1 out of 10.